Things in the Simpson trial had settled down to almost normal, so much so, the haiku I wrote were about witnesses who showed up — and didn’t.
He’s had surgery.
Peradus can’t testify.
Where’s the missing blood?
The nurse who took a blood sample from Simpson for police has had by-pass surgery and can’t take the witness stand. The defense claims some of the blood is missing, boosting their police conspiracy theory.
An exercise video.
Despite Simpson’s demonstrated agility and strength in his exercise video, a defense expert witness compares his physical condition to Tarzan’s grandfather’s.