Juror Goes Football-less, Dream Team Disgruntled

The first thing in that headline has nothing to do with the second. They just cover both haiku in this post.

Football and guy stuff,

Jurors go shopping all day.

One is outnumbered.


Juror 247, one of only three male jurors and alternate jurors, complains that instead of being able to watch football games, the female-dominated jury is always going to the mall

 Defense is outraged.

Only two slurs allowed in.

What’s this trial about?


I don’t know the number of racial slurs that Mark Fuhrman uttered in his interviews that videographer Laura McKinny recorded with him, but Simpson’s dream team was unhappy that the judge allowed the defense to enter only two as evidence in the trial.

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